Woody Schwartsman

The cowboy of wallstreet

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Growing up in a strong jewish community, only son to a pair of accountants Woody Idealized more macho role models in old cowboy movies and shootouts. His parents allowed him his eccentricity focused obsession and even got him a bb gun which he would practice with endlessly. Following in his parents strong suggestions woody went into school to become a stock broker and did rather well for himself having a knack for numbers. After his fathers death Woody decided to use the money he had made and create his childhood dream, be a cowboy, after buying a ranch, cows, going through pistol safety classes, and getting all proper permits woody moved to Texas. Riding around on a horse was painful but he worked at it every day, he tried smoking but it sent him into coughing fits due to the asthma. The movies and shows had not prepared him for the simple fact that he didn’t know precisely how cowboys made money on the cows and utterly drove the ranch into the ground. With foreclosure looming and his cows dying woody had no choice but to sell the ranch for a pittance and move. Wanting to stay far away from his mothers ire he moved to the west coast, got a apartment, and looked for something to regain his income while still being the man he always wanted to be. Ghost busting seemed perfect when he found it, his own business, doing something which seems noble and heroic, like a firefighter but with better pay. He will prove his mother wrong and he will become a modern cowboy YEAHHHA.

Woody Schwartsman

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